LONG POST, BUT IT'S A MUST READ!

Today will be my scariest day ever, i reckon. Just now when i was happily webcam-ing with Jonic and Minister, my King shockingly said "ehh wynny, why.. why got a cat here?" (he was in the living room and i was in the computer room.) I thought it was some retarded plush toys or so, then he repeated again. I screamed like mad, and cried because i was super scared. Jonic could hear me screaming through the mic, both Minister and her could see me crying like a dumbfuck. My feets went super jelly please and my heart was thumping so fast. My King wanted to shoo the cat away, and i was in the computer room stand behind the half closed door. Because i'm afraid when my King shoo that cat away, it will run in and i'll prolly turn the whole house upside down. haha. So my King tried to shoo the cat, it's a BLACK cat and cheeseebyee! It ran the computer's room direction, i quickly close the door and thank god that stupid cat din bang onto the door and i din hurt it. So i jumped up the chair, continued crying, scolding countless vulgarities to calm myself down and at times wailing for my King to ask if he'd chased away the BLACK cat. I was so afraid that it might run into my room and climb up my bed or hide in some corners of my room, or run into the toilet, or maybe my parents room. I start to imagine alot, like maybe the cat ran into my back balcony and jump into the window that lead to the computer room, i will hide in the waredrobe. I dont care. Or maybe, it ran into the toilet and while i'm peeing, it start to meow. I will stand on the toilet bowl and scream, seriously. Damn you, nehneh cat. After a few minutes, my King said he caught the cat brought it to the lobby. I was still scared, so i opened the door and shouted for my King and he assured me that it was really gone. Wooohoo.. I tell you how my King caught the cat. Listen up yo! Remember the cat ran into the computer room's direction but i shut the door, so it u-turned and ran out to the balcony. My King wento the balcony and the cat din dare to jump down so it stayed at one corner. And thank god, it din jump into the balcony's pond and gobble up those fishies. Then my very brave King use a fish net to "kap" onto the cat. hahaha! I think that was super funny. Okay, then my King got the cat and carried it down to the lobby. Salutes to my King!! *cue heroic music* If i'm alone at home, i really dont know what to do. My King is my saviour. haha. But still, i'm really scared laa. The thought of it made my heart tremble and my feet became jelly. Nehneh. I really dont know how the hell that BLACK cat came up to my house. So from now on, i'll shut my front and back balconys door, computer's room windows and my main door unless somebody is at home with me. So you cats or whatever shit, dont try coming into my house and di siao okay! I'm still kinda afraid to go to the living room alone now, and my room. I only feel safe in the computer room. haha. I'm mad. I feel sorry for the cat, because i think my screamings were shockingly scary, and when my King told me it dare not jump down the balcony i felt abit heart aching like i almost killed a cat. Haiya, but i really scared of cats you know. All my closed ones will know, i'm freaking scared of cats and i'll look crazy trying to avoid those cats or shoo-ing it away. My King is flying off tmr, to FuZhou and will be back on Tuesday. Now i still think my King is super brave, so cool. haha. Alright, my sore throat is almost recovering already but my flu is still dangling there. And today's dinner was McWings plus upsized fries so yeah, see how i die tmr laa. Goodnight sweeties. loves`

Mister Etic : oh my god, you better sleep earlier okay. if not you'll collapse one day and i might be the one to be blamed. and the scene of your gf using a 555 chopper to chase me around will really be up. so, you be good and sleep early okay. =)) *misses*

xoxo`